2 definitions by Christiano McBeth

Fruitalingus

Oral stimulation of the outer rim of a fruit cup.

Seth, stop giving those fucking peaches fruitalingus.

by Christiano McBeth September 8, 2006

poser goth dike

Those Jr. High kids who act like they're abused and have it out for society. They often experiment with homosexuality to show their "liberal, open minded views" when in actuality, are trying to get attention, just like any other fake lesbian dumbass.

What happened to Jenna?

She couldn't make any friends, so she went poser goth dike.

by Christiano McBeth September 8, 2006