2 definitions by Chrissy Black

Dusty Bunny

A hot girl that does old lady type shit, like gardening, knitting, reading in bed and wearing granny panties.

I took this girl home that was hot as hell. Later when we were gettin' into it, I found out she was a dusty bunny. She had on big ole granny panties. And after we had sex, she put on a hair bonnet and started knittin' a scarf.

by Chrissy Black March 1, 2009

Fuckjunk

1.Frivolous purchases made during a recession.

2. Marital aids

1. My wife wanted to purchase platinum grills for her chihuahuas, but I said, "biiiitch pleeease...don't go wastin' my good money on that fuckjunk"

2. When me and my girl have sex, we always pull out our big bucket of fuckjunk. You know...porno's, lube, condoms, vibrators and other marital aid type shit.

by Chrissy Black March 1, 2009