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Definitions by Chris Turner

smagma muncher 

smagma is the juicy secreations that looks like cheese around the mushroom head of a penis. Smagma Muncher is the act of making a hearty snack of smagma cheese balls
Anna Nicole's husband was so old she was known as a smagma muncher when she sucked his dick off, clearly the reason she has baboobs from to much protein.

see also baboobs
smagma muncher by Chris Turner March 27, 2005

hootanany 

an untradiotional party in which some idiot jumps around a tree on one leg yelling hootanany! hootanany! for a prize from the person 2 inches hard.
Ty had a hootanany in James pants.
hootanany by Chris Turner March 26, 2005