Homestar's fiercely indepent and slightly overbearing girlfriend. She qualifies as 'pretty' in Homestar's country., and she likes animals, especially cats and dogs, but it makes her sad when cats and dogs are in the same room together. She has a guitar called Carol, which she plays without her hands, since she has none. She resembles a bell or a mop.
"Marzipan, I don't think anyone's coming to your party..." Homestar.
One who is insane, acts like a beast, wears the same gear everyday, is afraid of water, smells like hell, doesnt shower, has a huge mulllet, lives to bash skulls, and loves the cock. Also see white trash
Holy Shit that Towey is haggard and he smells like hell!