11 definitions by Chris Lewis/ Seamus Bradd

phoner

The convenient placement of a nokia 3310 in the trousers to simulate a semi-erect penis... excellent!!!!!

"check that gimp, he's obviously just got a phoner"

by Chris Lewis/ Seamus Bradd October 2, 2003

eargasm

The result of shoving your finger in your ear and wiggling it about.

"OOHH! Man that was one powerful eargasm!"

by Chris Lewis/ Seamus Bradd September 24, 2003

death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by Chris Lewis/ Seamus Bradd July 16, 2003

quillion

mythical number reffering to a ridiculous quantity of any given item

there's quillions of cheeseburgers in them there hills...

by Chris Lewis/ Seamus Bradd July 16, 2003