17 definitions by Chris from Vancouver
The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.
Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.
Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.
Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?
Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.
Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.
Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?
by Chris from Vancouver June 27, 2005
by Chris from Vancouver January 8, 2005
by Chris from Vancouver April 30, 2014
Not really something that a person chooses -- its just the best option available while you're waiting to become a sexually-viable human being.
Abstinence is dictated by circumstance, not choice. We all want to get laid, daily, when it comes down to it.
by Chris from Vancouver August 25, 2008
by Chris from Vancouver April 24, 2006
These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.
"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"
She looked hot.
"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"
She looked hot.
"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"
by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2006
Julia and Charles had a sad fuck together over the long weekend. They both cried before, during, and after the act -- but only in their insides!
by Chris from Vancouver August 7, 2006