2 definitions by Chris Mullins

An overweight women with very nice legs
Me: Hey buddy did you just see that fat ass over there?
Buddy: you mean that klein-doinch?!
Me: Yah...actually she does have nice legs
by Chris Mullins November 28, 2003
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An attractive women with terrible legs
Me: Damn, I hope that hot girl behind the counter will be our waitress
Friend: Ha I know her, just wait until you see her other half.
Me: AHHHH her legs are huge- what a doinch!
by Chris Mullins November 28, 2003
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