2 definitions by Chris B and Mason B

Jamaican Turtle Wax

While smoking marijuan and listening to Bob Marley, while having anal sex, you ejaculate all over the bitches back and rub it in ever so gently. If you do this right it should leave a nice glossy polish.

My mom walked in while i was giving Brooke a Jamaican Turtle Wax.

by Chris B and Mason B June 28, 2006

poo tang rage

the act of being really bitchy when it is that time of the month for a woman.

elise beat the shit out of me by unleashing the poo tang rage.

by Chris B and Mason B July 9, 2006