2 definitions by Choop
An act of sexual mastication between consenting partners, for the sweet tooth in us all. Delicately place a round pastry atop the orifice of your choice on/in your partner. While the partner lies waiting, you lean in and devour with gusto the pastry. The pastry must not fall. You will know you are done by the sensation of a "satisfying film" in your mouth.
I was hungry, (s)he was horny, so we settled on a couple of French crullers and both left quite satisfied.
by Choop May 26, 2017
the hand of a heterosexual male that starts to wander, communicating his desire to have intercourse with a female. typically happens when couple is in bed and often when female is half-asleep.
j: "honey, not now, i'm really tired."
m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."
j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"
m: "bitch"
m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."
j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"
m: "bitch"
by Choop April 15, 2008