A "putland" is the act of two identical twins masturbating onto each other's torso, panting as a train would, and having their best friend (which shares a first name with one of the twins) defecate into the mouths of them both.
I think it's time for a Putland, Mavis. I'm feeling Putlandy tonight. Woof.
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