6 definitions by Cholo Financial Planner
Low carb malt beverage specifically formulated for basic white sorority girls and also seemingly masculine bro friends you have who are excessively concerned with maintaining their -3% body fat and abs. Note, these beverages do have approximately 100 calories but offer a competitive carb count.
by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020
Larry elder believes in smaller government and wants to keep criminals in jail. What an uncle tom!
Steve Harvey thinks you can work hard to create your own future, so he is definitely an uncle tom
Steve Harvey thinks you can work hard to create your own future, so he is definitely an uncle tom
by Cholo Financial Planner August 26, 2021
A loud yelp of surprise and discontent upon discovering something disadvantageous to your goals and agenda. This can be mistaken for the noise crows nake when they are flying around and communicating with fellow birds regarding important bird topics.
That dude just ate his friend's entire box of Toasty-O's cereal, to which he received a squawk of Outrage revealing his true feelings.
by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020
If you have the correct genetics and are dependent of a particularly hairy strain of family tree, you can end up with ass hair at a minimum of 3 " long. This is a conservative estimate, and you can truly end up with a repunzel amount of ass fro worthy of donation to a local charity helping chemo patients. This grotesque area of ass hair can and will get things caught in it, such as the business end of a mankini, chlamydia spores, or even an underage girls' teeth. Note that a Tramp Mane will usually trap more items than an Ass Mane due to the sheer physics and retention force.
Check it out, Hurricane Harvey is following that guy with the Ass Mane! It's as if mother nature is trying to cleanse it out a bit.
by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020
When your ass hair reaches at least 3" long and starts to become extremely unruly. Ass mane will help facilitate swamp ass if you have been drinking and become white girl wasted. Note that ass mane can be much longer than these lengths, and 3" is a conservative estimate. Also, see tramp mane for similar undesirable hair locations.
Damn!! That guy basically has an assfro coming out of his little salmon-colored Hollister shorts. I bet he drops his pants down on cruise ships to show impressionable young girls that his ass hair is only more like 1.5" long.
Wow, that guys swamp ass is out of control. He must have all that booty sweat trapped in his ass mane. If only the luscious locks of repunzel ass hair weren't so thicc, there would be more air to circulate and dry out that jungle swamp ass
Wow, that guys swamp ass is out of control. He must have all that booty sweat trapped in his ass mane. If only the luscious locks of repunzel ass hair weren't so thicc, there would be more air to circulate and dry out that jungle swamp ass
by Cholo Financial Planner July 6, 2021
Check it out, it must be pride month! The only reason I know that is due to Coca Cola's temporary logo!
by Cholo Financial Planner July 6, 2021