Chode Master's definitions

crumpet

the female reproductive organs. i.e. pussy

"Dude, i got four fingers into her crumpet"
"Yeah, the crumpet was a little hairy, but she had a nice rack..."

by Chode Master September 6, 2003

pueef

When a man farts out of his penis.......is that possible?

dood, was that a fart or what was that?

by Chode Master December 13, 2003

will knots

pieces of shit stuck in ass hair, that will "knot" come off

Oh man i got some really rusty will knots

by Chode Master April 17, 2003

chunkalunk

An adjective that describes a grossily obese person who has recently pissed you off,,,,,in some way or another,,,,particularily sitting on your head, popping out some wax from your ears

Hey jimbo,,,,,,wherd you learn to get to be such a chunkalunk.......Jimbo: I dunno,,,,,eating a shitload of eggrolls

by Chode Master December 13, 2003

doubtski

a word meaning-HEll nO?......your wrong my friend............no i won't

Do you wanna go to a movie with me? doubtski on that one

by chode master December 13, 2003