5 definitions by Chips & Salsa

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Fag version? No idiot, fags (homophobes) don't use this!

It's actually a sex toy made specifically for gay men during masturbation. Shaped like a flashlight & supposed to feel like the real thing. The str8 version is a fleshlight.
Once Jaxon got his fleshjack, he slipped his big cock inside, & fucked it like a horny dog! It rapidly filled up with his warm cream.
by Chips & Salsa November 09, 2009

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Dude Be Gay

Said when you wish one of your friends was gay.
Chris: Hey do you think I'd have a chance with the new chick?
Jake: Nah... cuz I already asked her out HA HA HA
Chris: WTF is your problem DBG for once!
Jake: Well if YOU were gay this wouldn't be a problem xD
by Chips & Salsa November 09, 2009

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Losers who believe gay people are "bad" "gross" "evil" etc. because they don't know anything about gay people. They just believe the rumors they hear from their homophobic friends, family, etc. or stereotypes on T.V. Usually homophobes are gay in denial, so they take their self hatred out on other gays. Other phobes are just plain stubborn and unwilling to learn about homosexuality or even get to know somebody who is gay or bi.
Just look at the definition below me by "homophobe MC". All homophobes know how to do is name call.
by Chips & Salsa July 23, 2010

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Relating to anything homophobic, full of homophobia etc.
Dude did you see those phobes with the anti gay signs?

YEAH I was like WTF assholes get out of here with your faggotry!

I know and they wrote "God Hatez Fags" wow they even hate themselves!
by Chips & Salsa November 09, 2009

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Other than a cigarette, a faggot is really a homophobe. You know, an ANTI GAY person, the people who hate themselves so they go around trying to make everyone else miserable & waste their time doing the "fAgZ sHoUlD dIe" crap because they hate themselves so much that they have to show the world.

So yeah fag = phobe!

Gay people are awesome :D
Gaydude: Hey just wondering are you gay or bi?

Fag: WTF NO I AiNTz FAGGoT i BET U R EWWW

Gaydude: Um, no I'm not a homophobe don't trip.

Fag: ZOMG LOLWUT SO UR GHEY N00B AAAAAH!! *runs away*

Gaydude: ...wow...fags these days...
by Chips & Salsa November 09, 2009

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