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1 definition by Chilly Elmo

A Five Bagger describes a chick so intensely grotesque that you need 5 bags just to hit it.
One over her face obviously.
One to cover your own just incase hers falls off.
One over your dogs head so as to not make him sick and disgusted with you.
one by the door just incase somebody walks in
And one to be sick into after the deed is done.
Shit man that bitch last nite had such a bangin' body but i totally had to Five Bag her

Dude watch dya think of that girl by the bar.

Eww dude she's like a five bagger!
by Chilly Elmo May 03, 2009
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