1 definition by Chile Santiago
Just the worst wrestler ever.He is currently injured cause he got frucked up on a simple hip toss,which was probably for the best.I mean,he only uses a total of 5 very crappy moves.FU=Modified body slam/firemans carry,STFU=Gloryfied STF,Shoulder Block=A running shoulder,5 Knuckle Shuffle=A punch to the face,and a Clothesline=A clothesline.His fans,or "Chain Gang/Lame Gang/Gang Bang Soldiers" are all fat ugly chicks or ten year old boys.He disgraced two title belts,he has a lame gimmick (wigger/rapper/marine).He uses three lines that are so gay,but he uses them as an Insult.And worst of all,he just wouldn't lose the title.I am Chile PAC from Yahoo! Answers,be sure to rant and rave to me all you want so I can laugh at your bad grammar and ridiculously stupid comebacks such as "suck my dick" and "yo momma" or,my personnal favorite "yo jus jeulos cuz he batta that u gay bich".
Jerry "The King" Lawler:Oh My God J.R,John Cena awfully sucks.PUPPIES!
J.R:Tell me something I don't know,King.GO SOONERS!
J.R:Tell me something I don't know,King.GO SOONERS!
by Chile Santiago December 8, 2007