1 definition by Chien lee phong

Mike

usually a smaller guy, whom is known to suck alot of penis.he loves to share a yellow cock with his mother from this feller named Chien. Complains about working, but does not do anything, then tells everybody hes the only one who does anything. Known as a Mike Gronkowski, gets fairly mad when called an angry elf, then swings his dwarf arms at you. Action taken to hold the top of his head and let him get tired untill you rock him in your arms to fall asleep. He is a small douch bag in short who is a know it all jag off.

That fellow sitting on the chair at work not doing anything is being a real mike.

by Chien lee phong September 15, 2016