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Pronounced like “Foof

An acronym that stands for “Fool Udodat Foreal

Something you say when you are baffled. A word to describe people that play with their food, instead of just eating it. Artificial substance, like tofu. Goofy, phony or a dull spoof.
Somebody: Whatsup bro? Wanna check out that new dive bar?

A logical person: Nah man that place is FUF !!
by Chief Lotsadough May 14, 2022
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A somewhat pleasant woman with a weak pussy. Pretty much, a Blueball Queen is one of two things

1) A woman who engages in sexual activity with a man but doesn't make or let him finish. This can be either because the girl has lame pussy and litterally can't make the guy finish or she's just an evil, vicious cock teasing whore who has a vendetta against all men and wishes to berate, bash, belittle and disresect all men she comes accross. ( Maybe even a combination of the two)

2) A woman who does not honor and respect a man who she has already had sex with, thus neglecting said man and denying his attemps to have sex with her again. She might even shame and/or embarrass said man by making sure he and everyone else notices that she is having sex and/ or showing interest in another man, thus inflicting the Blue Balls on the man that way.

Basically, a Blueball Queen is a basic, low down, shamefull, tactless/wreckless sinfull demon slut fuckgirl who's kind needs to be eradicated from this Earth. (Evil bitches who are going to hell)
1) This girl I met is such a BlueBall Queen, I went up in her and she came 3 times so quickly and couldn't take my piece anymore so she made me stop and my balls ached afterwards. How selfish of her

2)This girl I met was a total hater her coochie was great. She could really handle it but as soon as I was about to nut she ended the sexual session for some odd reason. What a Blueball Queen!

3) I had a great time with this girl one night. The sex was spectacular and she finished the job like a good girl. I've been trying to contact her again to have another good time but she keeps ignoring me. Now that's some real Blueball Queen shit!

4) This girl I knew and used to have sex with somehow came back around into my life and had the nerve to start smashing the homies right in front of me, as if I'm too oblivious or ignorant to know what she's doing. True life Blueball Queen bitch!
by Chief Lotsadough February 24, 2018
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A combination of the words poor & porn.

Poon is pornographic material that expresses racism, classism or other offensive concepts.
There are so many people bothering me on the street for no apparent reason. I think they watch poon
by Chief Lotsadough September 8, 2021
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A counterpart that isn’t particularly smart. An ignorant black-head of sorts. Eager to learn of foreign culture or others personal deeds. A pestilent clog in space/time. A person who is afraid to hear or say the word “No”
You: Whats up man... can I get some samosas from the deli today?

StoreMan: we don’t have samosas but you can get three pieces of fried chicken, it’s about the same price.

You: (thinking to yourself) what the fox trot!!! “Naw bruh”

No-Bruh
by Chief Lotsadough May 8, 2021
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What lames do, porn refers to having sex somehow without having sex. Porn is what some dork talks crazy through because they don't really get any
That girl did some porn stuff to me the other day. I don't even remember what she said.
by Chief Lotsadough August 30, 2021
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Another Violent Environment. To false travel or half step. People moving in odd fashion. The way one moves like a fox to fresh fish on the river. In reference to the harmony of people with animals & nature

Positive Affirmation: Someone who has a cool walk. Good food, specifically of the finest fish like Salmon & Red Snapper. A match made in heaven.

Negative Affirmation: A Hell Date. Someone who walks oddly around you. A false lock.
Negative Application: (loud, disturbing noise or imagery) What the Fox-Trot!?!

Positive Application: If you want to seek out your greatest experience, you should try a little Fox-Trot while your still young.
by Chief Lotsadough May 8, 2021
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A wet dream is a sensual and erotic vision in your sleep. Wet dreams can be a way to gauge ones sexual prowess.
I had a wet dream while taking a nap earlier today. It was so awesome I'm going to stop watching porn and masturbating.
by Chief Lotsadough August 30, 2021
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