1 definition by ChescaFran

Something people think they have when all they have is the following: a 3 inch dick, no life skills, saggy pants, an undeniably low IQ, turrets, or retarded looking balls.
The male thinks to himself, Man I have a small penis. He then says out loud, "Hey guys.... SWAG!" (funny rhymes with fa...)
by ChescaFran February 11, 2012
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