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These occur when people are too stupid to know how to make quotes on their keyboard correctly, using `` (the symbol to the left of the 1 on your keyboard) instead of ". Not to be confused with retard apostrophes, which is when people use ` instead of '. Both are very annoying because the correct quotes/apostrophe key can be easily found next to the fucking Enter key.
by Chernorizets Hrabr September 25, 2004
Get the retard quotes mug.A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.
"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.
by Chernorizets Hrabr November 25, 2006
Get the SCHMEEESCH! mug.A sort-of punk rock band that was good but not extremely popular until recently, when thousands of teenyboppers found out about them on TRL, believing their newest and worst CD to date to be "teh bset". Now every fourteen year old in the country rants about how great Boulevard of Broken Dreams is and are known to exclaim things such as "OMG BILLY JOE IS HAWT!!!1" and "DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!!12". Their new CD is mediocre at best, so please listen to their other albums instead.
The typical Green Day "fan" has never heard of Nimrod or Kerplunk, but totally eats up the new pop-punk garbage.
by Chernorizets Hrabr March 16, 2005
Get the Green Day mug.Along with Sam Adams, Amstel and Miller Genuine Draft, Yuengling is proof that America is capable of making a great beer. Beats the shit out of Heineken.
by Chernorizets Hrabr March 31, 2005
Get the Yuengling mug.Whinge Rock consists of all the bands your dad probably likes. Prime examples of whinge rock are mediocre bands such as Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, 3 Doors Down, and Three Days Grace. Whinge rock is characterized by power chords, a singer who tries to sound tough, and being repetitive. Linkin Park, albeit whiny, is not whinge rock because the fanbase is too young, and it has more nu-metal traits than those of rock.
Nickelback, Puddle of Mudd, and 3 Doors Down just toured together. It was the ultimate tour of mediocrity and whinge rock.
by Chernorizets Hrabr March 31, 2005
Get the Whinge Rock mug.Ok, I always had a nagging suspicion that emos and "hardcore" kids (emos with spiked hair who curse a lot) were pathetic faggots, but when I saw hardcore dancing for the first time, my preconceptions were confirmed. Hardcore dancing consists of some 90-pound little twat with greasy black hair flailing his limbs around, punching and kicking the air. Though annoying, pathetic, and downright retarded, it is a suitable method of dancing to emo and "hardcore" music, as the music takes no talent to create and sounds like a pack of whining retards, so the dancing should be similar. Hardcore dancing is a disgrace to moshing. You can say metal is a thing of the past all you want, because it doesn't make the present trends (such as emo) suck any less. Fags.
by Chernorizets Hrabr December 21, 2004
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The Gotti brothers are a bunch of faggots who constantly make feeble attempts to cover their metrosexual tendencies with their pissy "machismo" attitudes, limp wristed slap fights, wardrobe nuances such as "the popping the collar" and the unbuttoned shirt, and a nauseating accent which resembles a cross between that of a wannabe gangster and Joe Pesci. Any sex appeal they might have is utterly destroyed by their worthless douchebag personalities.
The Gotti brothers are a bunch of faggots who constantly make feeble attempts to cover their metrosexual tendencies with their pissy "machismo" attitudes, limp wristed slap fights, wardrobe nuances such as "the popping the collar" and the unbuttoned shirt, and a nauseating accent which resembles a cross between that of a wannabe gangster and Joe Pesci. Any sex appeal they might have is utterly destroyed by their worthless douchebag personalities.
by Chernorizets Hrabr January 3, 2005
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