Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

metal

A real man's music, popularized by bands such as Metallica, Black Sabbath and Megadeth, to be reintroduced into the 90's in the incarnation of the agressive but simplified nu-metal.

Metal is the best music out there, and there is no compromising this statement.

by Chernorizets Hrabr December 2, 2004

World's Hottest Women

Something everyone on urbandictionary.com believes their respective country has.

Nationalistic Virgin: In our nation of (insert country no one cares about such as Estonia/Serbia/Honduras/Canada), we have the world's hottest women!

Normal Person: No, you don't.

by Chernorizets Hrabr March 4, 2007

The Pussycat Dolls

The Slipknot of R&B/Pop music, consisting of seven or so scantily clad young women, only two of which are actually doing anything. The Dolls are former strippers and have produced some of the most nauseatingly trite songs of the current millenium. Still, we'd all like to splooge on their collective stomachs.

The Pussycat Dolls regularly engage in deviant group sex with throngs of large african-american men.

by Chernorizets Hrabr May 6, 2007

Heineken

Shitty overrated Dutch beer that is always bitter and skunky, no matter how old it is, much like Stella Artois.

Americans: Unless it's from the UK or Bulgaria, don't drink imported beer.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 22, 2004

Linux Zealot

Someone who thinks they are so 1337 because they use Linux and claim to hate Windows, and fail to admit that it is just as bug-ridden and has an ugly GUI to boot. Most don't even know how to use it!

Alberto is such a fuckin Linux Zealot, but he can't even run most of his programs!

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 8, 2004

bananas

weed, usually very good weed

let's go smoke some bananas with the spanish kid

by Chernorizets Hrabr February 22, 2004

CRAIDS

CRAIDS is a hilarious disease in which the patient in question has somehow sexually contracted both Crohn's Disease AND AIDS.

Some people believe CRAIDS is the worst disease ever, as not only is a CRAIDS patient unable to enjoy red meat without bloody, watery diarrhea, but also can't have sex with anyone ever again aside from other CRAIDS patients. There is only one known case of CRAIDS in the world.

Others believe CRAIDS to be the best disease because it is easily made fun of. Crohn's Disease is humorous because it involves massive shits and is not fatal. AIDS is laugh-eliciting due to it's prevalence among the gays, and because it is an '80s disease. Therefore, CRAIDS is fast becoming a wide topic of ridicule among late night talk show hosts.

Pat: NLLLEEEhhhh, I just accidentally ate a burger and a bunch of white blood cells came out in my shit! Must be my CRAIDS actin up, dude! YOOOOOOOOOO DUDE

by Chernorizets Hrabr February 9, 2010