Chernorizets Hrabr's definitions

Puddle of Mudd

A band with a frontman that doesn't realize that he is NOT Kurt Cobain. Another pathetic rip-off band.

They're a Puddle of SHIT.

by Chernorizets Hrabr November 2, 2004

britney spears

More hated in America than Osama bin Laden... and that's really, really sad.

Britney can't compensate her fake personality with just being hot.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004

coke

Superior to Pepsi when in a bottle, inferior to Pepsi when in a can.

People that hate Pepsi but love coke should be shot, because they're not different enough for you to be able to care that much.

by Chernorizets Hrabr July 7, 2004

fritalian

Slang term used for a menu item with a non-english name. Favored by drones who want to order gourmet coffee without the hassle and brainwork of being mentally able to pronounce such complex foreign words as "dieci" or "latte".

Idiot: Huh... is that French, or is it Italian? Perhaps it's Fritalian. Ha!

Normal Person: The only thing dumber than not being able to pronounce 'mocha' is complaining about it and wanting it translated to English.

by Chernorizets Hrabr March 5, 2008

new found glory

Band with the worst lead singer of all time.

The lead singer of New Found Glory sounds like Simon from "Alvin and the Chipmunks" after getting kicked in the balls by a mule.

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 2, 2004

sopranos

Knockoff restraunt located in Cherry Hill New Jersey owned by a guy named Franco who can't speak English. Walking into the restraunt bombards you with copyright infringement, as they don't even have permission to use the name "Tony Soprano" and the stench of unwashed floors and Fried Mexico.

"Soprano's never has any fresh popcorn chicken."

"Let's go to Soprano's and steal their drinks and Goodfellas poster."

by Chernorizets Hrabr August 15, 2003

AAA

The guy who gets the high score in all the arcade games across the country.

No one's gonna beat AAA's high score in Street Fighter.

by Chernorizets Hrabr April 17, 2006