3 definitions by CheezyPreyzels13!
The act of dropping down a stripper pole into hell, and proceeding to lap-dance satan in a seductive way. You proceed to Satan Spread your legs across his forehead
Nas X - Tell me what you want, tell me what you need
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
Satan - I want you to lap-dance on my forehead, bruh
Nas X - Lets do some satan spreading
by CheezyPreyzels13! March 30, 2021
The study of Jackson’s laws of physics is where the brain cannot comprehend reality. Water flows up, fire is cold, light produces darkness. In this inverted reality, the mind can become lost very easily. So if a person named Jackson begins to rave about his laws of physics, do NOT listen because his words are like candy. You will be attracted, but once your in the van there is no getting back out.
Jackson: Hey man. Did you know that water can flow upward
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”
Nathan: Oh how cool. WAIT, FUCK OFF. YOU GONNA WARP MY MIND WITH your “Jackson Physics!”
by CheezyPreyzels13! October 30, 2020
When you chew five-gum to stimulate your senses, and your body rejects its strength leading ti a low-grade fever. One may also gets chills or headache. *Do not chew before oral*
Boy 1 - Bro, this gum smacks!!
Boy 2- IDK Bro, this shit is messing me up. I got some chills and maybe a fever.
Boy 1 - Oral?
Boy 2 - Bad Idea, I think I have 5-Gum Fever
Boy 2- IDK Bro, this shit is messing me up. I got some chills and maybe a fever.
Boy 1 - Oral?
Boy 2 - Bad Idea, I think I have 5-Gum Fever
by CheezyPreyzels13! March 17, 2021