3 definitions by Chazschwab

electoral college

1: A system designed to give people living under rocks in Wyoming an inordinate amount of control over the government of the most powerful country in history. See also senate.

2: When somebody in Wyoming fucks up the rest of your life and then has the fucking gall to act smug about it.

After that little bitch electoral colleged me, I cut off his voting rights and made him eat them.

by Chazschwab September 7, 2004

stumptown

The historical name for Portland, Oregon, a city currently manufacturing a giant laser aimed at Seattle, Washington. Stumptown refers to the many people of Portland who have lost limbs while working on the laser.

Whenever I'm in Stumptown I get laid; whenever I'm in Seattle I get lice.

by Chazschwab September 6, 2004

senate

A governing body of the United States consisting of twenty percent of the state of Wyoming.

People in Wyoming hate when the Senate is out of session- it means longer lines at the communal toilet.

by Chazschwab September 7, 2004