Definitions by Chase Cheffe

Mountain Dick 

The most masculine type of crotch that exists.

The penis is:
-Long, but not too long.
-Girthy
-Straight
-Veiny, but not too veiny.

The balls are:
-Big
-Hairy
-Heavy

The pubes are:
-Abundant
-Wild
-Intense

"I wonder if girls like mountain dick..."

"What the hell is mountain dick?"

"Oh. Just imagine what a lumberjack's crotch looks like."

"HAHA. That's EXACTLY what I was thinking it was gonna be..."

Mountain Dick by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2009

Shitgun

Called immediately after someone calls "shotgun". Rather than getting the front passenger seat right away, you get it on the way home instead.

"Alright guys, let's get in the car."

"Shotgun!"

"Oh man... Uuhhh... 'Shitgun!'"

"Ok you get the front seat on the way there and you get it on the way back."

Shitgun by Chase Cheffe May 26, 2009

Baby Johnson 

AKA "Baby J," this is a name used to refer to someone who is weak or scared. This name was derived from the "Johnson's" line of baby shampoo products.

"Come on man just ask her out already. Quit being a Baby Johnson."

Baby Johnson by Chase Cheffe February 23, 2009

Gomezbird 

A bird call produced by repeatedly whistling from a high note to a lower note in quick intervals. It is easily distinguishable over other noises like people talking.

The auditorium was packed and noisy, but I could hear my friend's gomezbird over the din of the crowd.

Gomezbird by Chase Cheffe June 24, 2008

Fistian 

(rhymes with Christian) Noun: The name of a sexual foreplay procedure where one's fist is forcefully thrust into a female's vagina.

Tasha wasn't feeling pleasured by Daniel's finger, so he gave her the ol' fistian.

Fistian by Chase Cheffe August 15, 2007

pake 

1. Noun: Ejaculatory fluid (cum).
2. Verb: To ejaculate.

1. After intercourse, there was pake all over the back seat.
2. Richard paked all over Emily's skirt.

pake by Chase Cheffe August 14, 2007

groin hopper 

Noun: 1. A female who is commonly known for engaging in sexual intercourse with multiple males in short periods of time. 2. A girl who is unfaithful to her boyfriend or husband.

I can't believe Sarah let Mark knock her up one night and then let Danny nail her the next night when she was going out with Terrence! What a groin hopper!

groin hopper by Chase Cheffe August 4, 2007