The most fudged, inaccurate, yet, flaunted number given by majority of golfers. Hit half of your drives into the woods? Mulligan. Second shot hit behind a tree? Move it. Flubbed a chip? Shhh, nobody saw it. Adding up your score at the end of the day? Nobody remembers that triple bogie I got on the second hole, lets just say I parred it.
Charlie: So how'd you finish today?
Andy: Shot great, only 2 over par. How bout yourself?
Charlie: Great round, great round. Actually shot 2 under today. Can't wait to celebrate tonight and tell my wife---possibly get some victory sex.
Andy: Really? That's pretty impressive considering you took 11 strokes on the last hole. I counted.
Charlie: Well, I didn't count my drive that went into the water, the 4 shots that I nailed into tree branches, the 3 sand shots, and one of the putts.
Andy: You forgot to mention you pulled the ball out of the sand with your hand and threw it onto the green, 3 inches from the pin.
Charlie: Yeah, well that's probably where my 4th sand shot would've gone.
Andy: Fair enough.
Charlie: Yeah, overall, I'm pretty happy with my golf score. Two under isn't bad.
The distinct sound of JOY in the air; POSITIVE reaction to any situation; the sound that eminates from within when you are HAPPY!
Everyone cheered when the sound of LAUGHTER eminated from his backside...LOL
a fucking yank who needs to stay on his own side of the mason dixon line.
You see that carpet bagger done come down from New York?
yeah shot me that feller, gonna hang 'im on me wall over thar