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The most difficult instrument to master (not play, but master), with challenging left-right hand coordination. It has a pleasent sound with four strings tuned in fifths. Violinists are generally smart people or slackers like Charlie.
Charlie is the assistant concertmaster for his school orchestra and has only being playing for five years.
Charlie is so fucking good at the violin. Did you hear him play Symphonie Espagnole flawlessly?
Lumi is a better violinist than Charlie will ever be.
by Charlie March 24, 2005
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Kib, meaning a poker player of intensely obese proportions, originally stemming from the great 1940s player Luke “fatboyKibosh. Due to the popularity explosion of online poker, the term has been used as an insult or “flame” towards players who take a long time to play their hand.
zzzzz just play you KIB

Or past tense “yeah I have improved my general eating habits, lost a lot of weight, and play poker a lot faster now, but I was a kib
by Charlie May 6, 2005
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An instrument played by people who aren't any good at the violin and never will be.
There's a lot more violin concerti than Viola concerti because Violas aren't as good as violins.
by Charlie March 26, 2005
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8 foot sativa is a kick ass metal band from new zealand. they are really cool.
"you heard the 8ft song destined to be dead? fuck it's the shit."
by Charlie February 26, 2004
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Lighthearted humour with a dark underbelly. Based on an imaginary online village with a local newspaper that shovelled enormous amounts of muck.

This is written slang for when spoken the word is so easily confused with the inferior 'whimsey'.
From the Wymsey Chronicle: "Churchwarden Julius Blaah was this week condemmed for his involvement with Montantrum Bionics when he was photographed feeding his son, Eagloo, aged 11, with genetically modifed acorns.
by Charlie June 11, 2004
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a suffix added to a root word. If the rootword is a complete word add -able if it is incomplete add -ible. (Exceptions include digestible, flexible, responsible, irritable, inevitable, and contemptible.)
Vis + ible = visible
poss + ible = possible
by Charlie October 14, 2003
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a derogatory way of describing an person of African decent
hey porch monkey--you got the money you owe me for the crack rock I sold you?
by Charlie December 10, 2003
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