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A female whose fake tan, dyed blond hair, and greasy makeup give her the appearance of a deep-fried slice of potato. Disgusting, yet inexplicably popular among males, especially high school guys and loser 20-somethings.
She is such a french fry! Seriously, that pigmentation is not found in nature.
by CharismaPretender June 11, 2007
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