Chang Tan's definitions

asl

Age/Sex/Location, first question you will EVER see when you enter a chatroom. Used by everyone who needs some "cybering"

Pedophiles use a/s/l to lure children, offer them candy, rape, and then kill them.

by Chang Tan October 26, 2003

utopia

A society that is proposed by Carl Marx, promptly before the authories killed him. Basically the utopia is a perfect place where there is no rich and poor and everything is abundant, it comes from capitalism.

The Russians skipped the capatalism part, formed the Soviet Union, and killed anyone who opposed their "utopia".

by Chang Tan October 26, 2003

McDonalds

Where the fatty arbuckles eat to get plumper from the ecoli infested beef.

I ate from fast food resturants, and I got diaherria for the whole winter-spring season.

by Chang Tan October 26, 2003

candy corn

Supposeably a "candy". Its colored in patterns of white, orange, and black, and it looks identical to those door-stopping wedges. Although the candy has been served for.... fuck, I don't know, decades? Still its also known as one of the most horribly tasting, and ignored treats, of all time!

Even comedians said it, "Hmmm, candy corn? *eats and makes a negative facial emotion* IT TASTES LIKE CRAP! *crowd bursts into laughter, clap clap clap*"

And this isn't some young upstart, this is a old guy, which further proves that candy corn is a salty-fatty tasting orange enigma that lived for decades.

by Chang Tan October 31, 2003