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Sharon

Sharon is a good looking girl. She is rich and powerful. She may be flat but that’s because her ass is still growing. She is hilarious and everyone loves her. She is shy at first but once she knows you there is no going back! Sharon has the cutest laugh and the best jokes! If you make her smile you are instantly one of her best friends. Don’t mistake this queen for an easy target, you wouldn’t want to get on her bad side. She will hurt you by using your words against you and won’t be afraid to throw fists so watch out because this is a bad bitch. She is extremely intelligent but doesn’t really pay attention to it. She doesn’t want to stand out but she always does because of her amazing personality. People instantly fall in love with her. If she is your friend consider yourself lucky, she keeps all your secrets like a bank keeps cash. If you date a Sharon she will always play with your hair and fingers. She is very touchy and loves to be silly with her partner. She is loyal and won’t ever leave your side. Sharon will always comeback to you even if you were the reason she ate 4 packages of ice cream. But don’t be fooled, she won’t let you comeback into her life without some hurtful words and strategies. Overall Sharon is a sexy beast with a sexy and attractive personality.

Guy #1: Do you see that hot girl over there?
Guy #2: Yeah, she is something I wouldn’t mind nibbling on.
Guy #3: Her name is Sharon and don’t worry I already have.
Guy #1: That explains the hickey on your neck...

by Chained Goddess February 6, 2018