Chad Apollo's definitions
Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!
by Chad Apollo May 19, 2022
Get the Slip the noosemug. A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.
by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020
Get the Happy Evasive Bachelormug. Is Andre still banging that cute white girl? I think she's turning him into her chocolate bone daddy!
by Chad Apollo July 31, 2017
Get the Chocolate Bone Daddymug. Maria is the best girlfriend I've ever had. She's cute, kind, fun and most importantly, an eager wang wizard!
by Chad Apollo February 25, 2018
Get the Wang wizardmug. Yeah, I know that Taylor's a sperm collector, but I don't have to worry about getting her pregnant. I've already been snipped!
by Chad Apollo December 14, 2017
Get the Sperm collectormug. A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018
Get the Commitment harassmentmug. A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018
Get the Commitment harassmentmug.