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A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018
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by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017
Get the Bone catcher mug.A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.
A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.
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by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017
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This is my living room and here is my kitchen. Please sign the sexual consent form if you want to see my bedroom.
by Chad Apollo January 23, 2018
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