Chad Apollo's definitions

Poonboss

A person who is unusually talented at performing cunnilingus.

Adriana keeps forgiving her boyfriend no matter what he does. He must be a poonboss.

by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017

bum pinch

A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.

A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.

by Chad Apollo August 2, 2019

Erection assassin

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

Slip the noose

To skillfully avoid getting married.

Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!

by Chad Apollo May 19, 2022

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020

Chocolate Bone Daddy

A black man who uses his chocolate schlong to give intense orgasms to sweet ass vanilla poontang.

Is Andre still banging that cute white girl? I think she's turning him into her chocolate bone daddy!

by Chad Apollo July 31, 2017

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.

Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.

by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018