Chad Apollo's definitions

Poonboss

A person who is unusually talented at performing cunnilingus.

Adriana keeps forgiving her boyfriend no matter what he does. He must be a poonboss.

by Chad Apollo September 27, 2017

Nature’s Viagra

A young woman who is physically attractive and has a pleasant disposition.

Frank needed ed medication to have sex when he was married. But now that he’s divorced and has a hot girlfriend he says he doesn’t need it any longer. She’s nature’s viagra!

by Chad Apollo March 5, 2021

bum pinch

A light squeeze to someone's ass cheek to show appreciation for the shape of that person's posterior. One must carefully select the proper social situation for a bum pinch, since sometimes it can be considered socially inappropriate.

A cute dancer at the strip club deliberately put her sweet ass in my face, so I gave her a little bum pinch to show my appreciation.

by Chad Apollo August 2, 2019

Erection assassin

A female with a terrible disposition.

Frank is proud that he no longer has to take viagra. But I think that the credit should go to his new girlfriend. She has an incredibly pleasant disposition and she's not an erection assassin!

by Chad Apollo January 28, 2018

Spunkmaster

A man who can consistently hit his target with his cum shot when he ejaculates.

I landed my cum shot on her tramp stamp the last five times I banged her from behind. I don't want to brag, but I think I'm becoming a spunkmaster!

by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Slip the noose

To skillfully avoid getting married.

Eric and Beth have been together for years and still aren't married. He really knows how to slip the noose!

by Chad Apollo May 19, 2022

Happy Evasive Bachelor

A man who is satisfied and content with the single lifestyle, in spite of having many opportunities to be involved in a romantic relationship.

Don't bother trying to get Steve to date Alicia. He's a happy evasive bachelor.

by Chad Apollo December 29, 2020