45 definitions by Chad Chett
A guy on the popular social media app Tik Tok who spews a lot of BS. His famous catchphrase is “hey colonizer” and he says it as if he offends white people. Most white people I know don’t care nor care to be offended about being called a colonizer. He claims it’s impossible to be racist to white people but if you look at the textbook (not the most recent politically correct definition) you’ll see that racism is prejudice against one’s skin color or ethnicity. He’s high key racist and as a person of color I don’t need a bozo like him fighting nor discussing racial issues in our country. He has a very strong hatred for white people and is being gifted many opportunities from his racism, yes he’s racist. His fans are also insufferable too, if you call him out on his racism, you’ll be kindly greeted with 13 year old white girls named Emily calling you a racist, insulting your looks (even though a lot of them should not be talking), and even reverse racism.
As a person of color, Modern Warrior is a racist and toxic mf and does not represent the sane and normal POC.
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
An adjective used to describe a big but attractive white woman. An Amy shumer is the white version of a lizzo, however Lizzos are more desired by society (at least for now).
I hooked up with an Amy Shumer last night cause my boy Jidion stole all of the Lizzos from me, as he should of ofc.
by Chad Chett January 12, 2022
An insult used to describe NFL star Patrick Mahomes’ brother (sister) and wife. Jackson Mahomes (Mahomo) is a pretentious fruitcake who takes pride in using his brothers name for clout. He also thinks it’s hilarious to do a fruity tik tok dance on the memorial of a legendary NFL star. His wife Britney is a pretentious karen that thinks she’s a know it all in football. She probably thinks Lebron James is on her husbands team and that a touch down is called a goal. With this toxic combination of mahomos Patrick Mahomes often gets a bad rep. Patrick Mahomes is a good man, great man even, and a talented quarter back, however Patrick’s fruity sister and entitled wife are tarnishing the Mahomes name. They are also from Texas too, and as a Texan we are glad that Jackson Mahomo and Britany Mahomes are out of the state and should 100% have their Texan card revoked. Patrick Mahomes on the other hand, we will always welcome him with open arms to the lone Star state. If I were Patrick Mahomes I would 100% pull an Aaron Rodgers and ditch them.
Friend: Hey bro who’s that girl on the field wearing those tight jeans and doing cringe tik tok dances.
Me: That’s Patrick Mahomes sister aka Jackson Mahomo, his wife is over there on her phone tweeting and harassing the opposing team’s fans.
Me: That’s Patrick Mahomes sister aka Jackson Mahomo, his wife is over there on her phone tweeting and harassing the opposing team’s fans.
by Chad Chett January 11, 2022
The most popular but also the most toxic social media app on the App Store. Its original purpose was to be a so called “dancing” app as it’s predecessor musically was a lip syncing app, but now it has turned into an app full of toxicity. On one hand you have misandrist women telling young and impressionable teenager girls how to live their life. This life is hooking up, gaslighting, and being a rebel. On mens side you have misogynistic men teaching teenage boys to be toxic or else no woman will like them, and spreading the false notion that all women are evil and unloyal . There is a lot of evil on the platform and it’s clear to see why. Tik tok is partly owned by ByteDance or a Chinese Communist Party owned company.
by Chad Chett January 20, 2022
An activity that involves the use of brass and wood instruments. They can range from 2-300+ performers and also can range on what they do. Smaller marching bands typically March at football games and district level competitions and March simple formations. Contrary, BOA level marching bands March at football games, district, area, state, and even national competitions if they are good (and maybe rich) enough and March in complex formations that take months to perfect. These BOA marching bands also are also hard workers. While marching band is not a sport, it’s a performing art. Marching band is a performing art and not a sport in the same way a painting is not just a photo. Marching band members are pretty much athletes minus the sport: Imagine doing cardio with varying speeds while holding a 5 to even 35 pound weight and being forced to keep it straight without movement for a minimum of 4 hours a day… some practices might last 8 hours. On top of the physical aspect, marchers also have to be proficient in their instrument. The better the school, the more the marcher has to practice his instrument and compete with people just as good or even better as him.
While Marching Band is not a sport, it’s a performing art that takes athleticism and musicality to be good at.
by Chad Chett January 20, 2022
Old money is what new money strives to be. Old money is not about showing off your material possessions, or buying name brands or exotic vehicles. Old money is about having class and prestige. Old money is pretentious, but with reason. In an old money family, the father came from wealth, as did his father before him and so on. Old money typically has a name associated with the wealth, think of the Rockefellers, Walton’s, Browns, Wellingtons, Smiths, ect. Old money embraces the preppy culture. Wearing brands such as Polo Ralph Lauren, L.L Bean, Vineyard Vines, ect. Brands such as Gucci, Prada, Versace, ect, are all poser brands for the poor or the naive new money folks. Old money also embraces manners. Old money says yes ma’am and Sir, chews with their mouth closed, respects their elders and everyone in general, opens doors for women, and treats workers with class and respect. Old money also doesn’t buy Ferraris, BMWs, or even lexuses. You can typically see old money folk driving new but common cars such as Toyotas, Hondas, Fords, ect. That “cheap Toyota” they’re driving is probably a maxed out Toyota Avalon which is around 50,000 dollars, the price of a mid tier Lexus. What separates the Toyota and Lexus is the taxes. You automatically pay lower taxes for the Toyota than you would with the Lexus. Old money folks also belong to special clubs such as country clubs. They partake in expensive hobbies such as Rowing, Golf, Polo, Horseback Riding, ect.
by Chad Chett January 14, 2022