3 definitions by Chad Brylo
A way for irresponsible animal owners to bring their pets into places that they should not be. The safety of the animal--and that of the people around them--does not factor in the brain of the Emotional Pet Occupant.
Person 1: Did that moron bring a duck onto an airplane
Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.
Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?
Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.
Person 2: Yup, that's an Emotional Support Animal.
Person 1: Doesn't she realize that her Emotional Support Animal is being traumatized?
Person 2: Nope, they are a weaponized form of selfish.
by Chad Brylo January 30, 2018
Often mistaken for the corn chip producer Paqui—maker of the one chip challenge. The term “Paki” is a colloquial term found in United Kingdom (UK) and United States (USA) vernacular for a person of West-Asian heritage living in a Western nation (often used in a derogatory manner); Paqui, however, is a company that manufactures weapons of mass destruction in the form of a triangular corn chip, dubbed: The One Chip Challenge. The experience of eating the chip simulates the filthy heat of licking Satan’s fiery butthole. Your lips, tongue, throat, and anus will never be the same (just like a weekend at West Palm Beach).
Britain Man 1: Oye mate, I was just coming down the lift from my flat holding a tea-cozy and carrying a bag o’ crisps when this fuckin’ Paqui bangs into me with his wheelie bin and mashes me right up!
Britain Man 2: Oh, well that’s a sodding mess that is, but I think you mean Paki, not Paqui.
Britain Man 1: Paqui! Yeah, that’s what I said, right?
Britain Man 2: No mate, Paki, not Paqui.
Britain Man 1: Oh! Paki! Not Paqui, sorry I didn’t mean to take the piss out on the company that makes those great crisps, just on the people I don’t like, the Paki.
Britain Man 2: Oh, well that’s a sodding mess that is, but I think you mean Paki, not Paqui.
Britain Man 1: Paqui! Yeah, that’s what I said, right?
Britain Man 2: No mate, Paki, not Paqui.
Britain Man 1: Oh! Paki! Not Paqui, sorry I didn’t mean to take the piss out on the company that makes those great crisps, just on the people I don’t like, the Paki.
by Chad Brylo September 24, 2022
The vocal accent of computer-generated personal assistant applications such as: Siri, Google, and Alexa.
The inflection is slightly Scandinavian with a hint of Punjabi.
The inflection is slightly Scandinavian with a hint of Punjabi.
Person 1: Is it weird that I get all chubbed-up when I hear Siri say my name?
Person 2: Nah bro, that's just her sexy computer accent.
Person 2: Nah bro, that's just her sexy computer accent.
by Chad Brylo February 24, 2018