A sparknotes user, who is ussually funny, smart, and hates twilight in everyway.
they BAM! posts, repeat Auntie Sparknotes's advice, and worship the words of widsom of Dan Bregstein.
Most like Harry Potter, Lord of The Rings, and GOOD LITERATURE, and also think that nerds rule the world.
"I also wasn't allowed to read Harry Potter until about 5th grade, though for a different reason. My parents had already read the first few books and they were afraid that if I did, then I would start trying to run through walls...or something like that."
- Halloween Friday awards, comment by SamRaven2
"When I saw the confirmation that the googly-eyed maniacs were present in this post, my jaw dropped and then I bounced up and down in my chair...
...and then realized that this might be a slightly unhealthy obsession."
- kat's Illustrated Guide to Kissing, comment by nightshade5509
going in for a pull at 500 mph, i bet that's how harry potter got his scar, the whole "killing curse" nonsense was just a cover-up story
-Kat's Illustrated Guide to kissing, comment by Libbylove22
We Rule. We are nerds. We are awesome in everyway. JUST GO WITH IT!
Sparkler one:"Is that a Friward? For me?! Really?!" *stares at school computer*
Sparkler two: "You're a sparkler too!?!?!?! Have you read the latest Think Tank? I'm in Phi Beta Dagger now!"
Sparkler one: "Congrats! may the jetpacking werewolves find you one day!" *tackle hugs sparkler two*