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Alonso
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When you suck so bad at
something
you need to get on you're knees to
participate
in
the activity
.
X didn't make
the team
so he
pulled
a alonso to
participate
.
Alonso
by
Cgonzalez132
November 22, 2016
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Luised
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Luised: when one is unknowingly
drugged
while he or
she goes
to the
restroom
.
X got Luised at Shakey's while he/she went
to the
restroom
felt
shlumped
afterwards.
Luised
by
Cgonzalez132
November 19, 2016
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