12 definitions by Cerebrex
When you're the biggest farmland owner in America buying up all farmland for some reason, but also the founder of Microsoft.
"It's a good investment" -Farmer Gates
by Cerebrex April 20, 2023
by Cerebrex April 13, 2022
The label conservatives slap on anything they don't agree with, to dehumanize and make themselves feel more important than everyone else
The woke mob dumped my tea into the river, we need the red coats to restore law and order in the colonies
by Cerebrex February 5, 2023
Owlman is the alternative universe opposite of batman. He is equally intelligent, but contrary to batman's one rule to never kill, owlman intends to end all life as it is the only actual real choice in his nihilistic point of view.
by Cerebrex June 25, 2023
Have you ever felt like you we were meant to be a part of something bigger? Then maybe, Unitology is for you! Founded 200 years ago by our savior Michael Altman. Unitologists believe that one day, all mankind will be united through the power of a sacred arrifact known as the marker. We call this process: Convergence. Imagine it: All mankind brought together with one purpose, with one mind, with one soul. No war, no fear, no hate. If that sounds like an ideal world to you, then look no further! Convergence is coming, and Unitology is helping it happen!
We have became too many, too little to go around. Corporations that we once trusted with our money have squandered it. The governments that we once trusted in our future, sabotaged it. For their eternal credit we are dying. Fear not. There is a future. As promised by the prophet Michael Altman, the Black Marker has a plan - for all of you. It will lift us up from our miserable existence and we will become one. United in body, and united in spirit. Our unity will be our salvation. We will live on. Not as man, but as god. Unitology is waiting for you my friends, throw of the chains of this life, and join us as the new one begins.
by Cerebrex June 25, 2023