for: Australian Football League.
Invented in the late 1800’s and is currently the most popular ball sport
in the country.
AFL is predominantly played in Victoria, Tasmania, NT, Western and South Australia while the other
two states lick the under-side of their
grandad’s ball sacks watching evolution pass them by.
New South Welshman and Queenslanders have a hard time understanding the sport
due to their
massive inbred gene pool and large brain
playing a sport they
are so fond of called ‘Rugby’ (from
what I gather, you grab the ball and run as hard as you can at other
men instead of around
them? Cheers. You are all meatheads).
Person 1: Hey mate, I am going to watch the footy
Person 2: Ith it Pawammatta versz’s the Manwy Sea------- *gets bitch
Person 3: Not RUGBY you mongoloid Queenslander he means AFL!
Person 1: Nice. He deserved that… now lets leave before he wakes and tries
to eat us