2 definitions by Celephais7
A decent enough guitarist who has nonetheless become the epitome of "overrated". Along with Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck was one of the very early guitar heroes. However the arrival of Hendrix made him yesterdays' news immediately and he spent the remaining decades churning out boring albums every few years that lack any clear musical direction. Regularly hailed as second only to Hendrix in guitar god status despite the fact that we have seen the likes of Eddie Van Halen, Randy Rhoads, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani and dozens more who blow Jeff Beck out the water. Usually Jeff Beck is namedropped by insecure rock snobs to impress people nearby, despite the fact that nobody really likes him that much, or are even that familiar with anything he has done. Mentioning Jeff Beck is a good way to heal any damaged credibility someone may have if they happen to say they like any currently uncool music.
Rock poser guy- "Jeff Beck is so awesome, for sheer technical ability and feel, he has no match."
Some guy listening (who hasn't heard any Jeff Beck) - " I agree totally, the way he plays guitar is amazing"
Rock poser guy - "Yes, I mean.....Jeff Beck, man.....just.......whoa"
Some guy listening (who hasn't heard any Jeff Beck) - " I agree totally, the way he plays guitar is amazing"
Rock poser guy - "Yes, I mean.....Jeff Beck, man.....just.......whoa"
by Celephais7 March 21, 2021
A much mocked and maligned Nu Metal band whose actual music is much better than most ignorant and elitist people think. Most Limp Bizkit haters are bandwagoners with an inferiority complex who just like to mock the band, in particular frontman Fred Durst. People who are willing to listen to their first few albums with an open mind will find they are full of monster riffs, infectious grooves and sometimes just brute force aggression. Wes Borland is one of the most underrated guitarists of all time. As a live band they are frequently electrifying too.
Most people don't realize that Fred Durst is actually provocatively trolling people with the bands ridiculous name, image and his douchebag behaviour. Fred Durst outside his Limp Bizkit persona is a pretty chill, friendly and ordinary guy.
Most people don't realize that Fred Durst is actually provocatively trolling people with the bands ridiculous name, image and his douchebag behaviour. Fred Durst outside his Limp Bizkit persona is a pretty chill, friendly and ordinary guy.
Me: Have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: Lol, Limp Bizkit???? They suck!!
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: I've heard Behind Blue Eyes and Rollin'. Limp Bizkit suck!!!! Fred Durst is such a douche.
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: No, and I'm not going to!
Me: (rolls eyes)
Guy: Lol, Limp Bizkit???? They suck!!
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: I've heard Behind Blue Eyes and Rollin'. Limp Bizkit suck!!!! Fred Durst is such a douche.
Me: So, have you heard any Limp Bizkit albums?
Guy: No, and I'm not going to!
Me: (rolls eyes)
by Celephais7 October 27, 2021