Caye_Daws's definitions

TransFormers

One of the most loving fan bases but they are often ruined by Geewunners ( the ones refusing to accept that Beast Wars, Animated, Prime, and IDW G1 are far more innovative than their nostalgia induced 100 episode toy commercials) and the Michael Bay film series ( who comic tie ins and gamed are generally better than actual movies) which is mainly about softcore porn and junkion-like (Autobots who actually lived off of trash) fight for continuity error filled maguffins. Do not assume that The fanbase is filled of autistic child-minded adults (like that of the My Little Pony) or that the shows and comics are only for children (like that of My Little Pony).

John: "Bro did you like that part of TransFormers where Optimus ripped soundwave's eye out"
Sue: " No, Michael bay's Optimus is a total psychopath, and that was Shockwave he killed, I think the movies are trash"
Both: "How about you Jeff?"
Jeff the antisocial Geewunner: "TRUKK NOT MUNNKEY!!!!!"

by Caye_Daws August 7, 2018

Five Nights At Freddy's

Any "indie" game that makes countless unoriginal sequels each having the same poor controls and plot. The fan base (which is just the migration of those from the Sonic fan base) often justifies these piles of shit by referring to the even shittier and far fetched theories of what the fuck the games are about.

Five Nights At Freddy's is what happens when people get too old for sanic and whinecwaft or they are just insecure emo kids in high school.

by Caye_Daws August 5, 2018

White People Problems

A general term used to describe the piss poor priorities of upper/middle class citizens in developed countries, as they complain more about ridiculous over exaggerated bullshit (like marriage, where to eat, how to eat, getting their clothes messy) than actually trying to solve any of the real issues in the world like debt, starvation, corrupt governments, equality, diseases, poverty, etc.

Examples of White People Problems vs actual issues:
Average American Citizen:
"OMFG I Got grass stains on my white shoes! These are unwearable! I can't walk out in public like this!"

(He then throws the shoes away)
Homeless person who does not have shoes :"What the fuck are you bitching about"

White people issues in the royal family:
Prince: "Bloody mary, I need to find a woman, if I do not then the entire government will fall" (he then finds one and broadcasts the shit to the media)
Refugee Who escaped from a corrupt middle-eastern regime: "What the fuck are you bitching about?"

Another example is the Trump campaign.

by Caye_Daws August 30, 2018

The Deep Web

The majority if the internet is found here. This can easily be accessed by using the Tor browser and unlike what most people sag, this is not run by "evil cults", " pedophiles" or homicidal maniac. The reputation is an example of how much power the government has as people believe that without laws people have no morals, which is equally bullshit as one who bases their morality off of the bible or quaron. The deep web is where the dankest an most most edgy of us lie, also there is actually a fully operating fixed version of YouTube here. If you really follow the laws because of surveillance and fear if punishment then you are one pussy ass bitch who lacks a moral compass. Be a good person for the sake of a good person, do not let the government determine YOUR modality. Tor is the Ring of Gyges, wear it as a moral example of humanity. The people control the deep web, and if evil is found here then the people get rid of it, for example most people on the deep web do not want drug deals or child porn on the web, and they will take down those sites when needed. The deep web is here because the main web failed when it succumbed to marketing and surveillance.

You can not find mystery boxes on the deep web, those YouTube videos are bullshit. The YouTube channel called "chills" is also bullshit.

by Caye_Daws December 18, 2018