6 definitions by Cattywampus human

Cattywampus

A uneven or messed up object normally used by the southern states

Hey... Look at Johns new truck the finder on its kinda cattywampus

by Cattywampus human April 14, 2020

Slacker

Someone who doesn’t do anything they are lazy and unreliable people sometimes

Oh don’t hire him he’s a slacker

by Cattywampus human April 14, 2020

Honky Tonk

A place where a lot of rowdy crazy and fun hillbillies and country folk get together and dance and play country music icons such as Hank Williams jr and sr George strait and many others they dance and have a grand ole time

Hey we’re gonna go down to the honky Tonk with some friends wanna come.

by Cattywampus human April 14, 2020

bout’ to get western

Often used to in a way to say oh shits about to go down but for mainly country people.

You will often say it when or if cattle gets lose so you would use the term bout’ to get western to explain shits getting crazy.

Or you could also use it if you at a nascar race and a car flips you would say it’s bout’ to get western

Bubba just got kicked at the gate and now the cattle are shits bout’ to get western

by Cattywampus human May 26, 2020

Backsh*t

A crazy or unbelievable person or animal

Mainly weird if there people and do crazy and weird things that are sometimes even illegal

Oh dear stay away from Betty I heard that she’s Backsh*t and don’t go near her.

by Cattywampus human April 14, 2020

Bluff

A animal or human who might run at you or in a way threaten you but do not go though

Oh that heifers fine she only bluffs.

Or
That chick ain’t gonna hurt you she’s just bluffing

by Cattywampus human April 14, 2020