A modelcore girl would never utter something as stupid as
"That guy over there couldn't stop staring at my new skirt! AND this punk band is absolutely fabulous! I wonder if the lead singer would do me." - Modelcore female #162,
because modelcore girls don't give a shit what ignorant males think about their clothes. You can't define modelcore unless you know what it actually is, or are one. Trying to do so otherwise makes you look like a complete fool.
Sam, Master of the Aural Pleasure, seems to think he knows what modelcore is all about, but since the term was just invented and the only modelcore girls live in the Chicago area that's funny he knows all about them.