1. Lead singer of System of a Down
2. Sexiest man of all time.
3. Even sexier than Raptor Jesus and Cosplay girls.
Girl one: Who do you think is the sexiest man to ever live? I think its George Clooney.
Girl two: Forget George Clooney, forget Johnny Depp. Hell, forget Raptor Jesus! ITS SERJ TANKIAN!
*Girl two then Chuck Norris Round-House Kicks girl one in the vaginal region*