7 definitions by Carlos de la Cerda

Convoy Karen

An old hag in a trucker hat who constantly moans about Covid Mandates

omg that Convoy Karen is protesting again

by Carlos de la Cerda March 26, 2022

Having a bald

When a person loses their shit and gets angry and loses 200 hair follicles

My boss is having a bald at me today for leaving work early

by Carlos de la Cerda February 9, 2022

Stud Shoy

Not a stud at all, but a malnourished slumdog who dates 70 yr olds

Stud shoy the gigalo slumdog who likes to date grandmas

by Carlos de la Cerda August 9, 2021

Cankle Karen

A special breed of Karen with extra thick ankles who usually spends all her time raging online

That Denise is a real Cankle Karen she is triggered all day raging in online forums

by Carlos de la Cerda January 11, 2022

ET FONE HOME

When an old wrinkly women pesters you and stalks you for phone sex.

ET Fone Home lets have phone sex

by Carlos de la Cerda November 8, 2021

Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato

That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato

by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021

UK granny

Possibly the sexist MILFS on the planet. Gorgeous, cultured and oozing sex appeal

Omg did you see that UK Granny she's a right milf

by Carlos de la Cerda August 11, 2021