2 definitions by Carlos da Maia

He is probably the owner of the biggest dick in the world. Such a cool guy that can easily eat any girl he wants.
Has a lot os muscles and, is the opposite of simp.
Cant compare Joao Vasco to any existing name or adjective, more than all, WONDERFULL
I am a super hot girl, and Joao Vasco has just had sex with me.
by Carlos da Maia October 25, 2020
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Antonio Alves is the definition of a cringer boy.
A boy that can not enjoy life do to think that everything is cringe, even is own life.
Antonio Alves are generally very skinny boys, that pungo every day to their instagram crushes.
Matilde Simoes followed a guy. Antonio Alves such a cringy thing.
Antonio Alves the necessities of a man are cringe
by Carlos da Maia October 26, 2020
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