2 definitions by Carl Ward

wii

Kids amusement toy lasting about 2 weeks of joy max
also not helping cleanse the earth of obesity

kid 1: wanna play wii?
kid 2: ROFL lets go outside and play instead
kid 1: no I like wii
kid 2: ROFLMAO try saying that when your 22 stone and not going to school due to obesity!

5 years later:
kid 1: I mumble.. li..e ..th mumble wi..mumble

by Carl Ward May 12, 2008

qpr

Queens Park Rangers. A great football club in London who underachieve their true potential.

Me: I love QPR
Guy: Same
Me: Wanna watch a QPR game?
Guy: nah I can underachieve other places
Me: True

by Carl Ward November 18, 2007