5 definitions by Cards in 06
1.) The man who averages 4.5 assists, which is more than Rip Hamilton, Wilt Chamberlin, Carmelo Anthony, etc.
2.) The man who, dispite being a SHOOTING GUARD, averages over 5 rebounds a game
3.) Probly the best defencive guard in the game, who made the All-NBA Team AND All-Defencive team last year
4.) The greatest player in the NBA, but will never win an MVP because people don't like him enough even to put him in the top five MVP ballot (2006 an example)
5.) A Leader on the court, who had led the youngest NBA team in the NBA to the playoffs last year (Still didn't win MVP last year)
6.) Someone that did something Jordan couldn't do, score 81 points in a game, the single greatest moment in NBA history (Still didn't win MVP)
7.) Someone who scored 61 points in 3 quarters againts the Western Conference Champion Mavericks (Still didn't win MVP)
8.) The man who was on a team that people felt were the worst team in the league (Next to the Jazz, Bobcats, and Hawks) but still got them to the playoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
9.) The man who completley shut down Steve Nash (Current MVP) in round one in the plaoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
10.) The Eventual All-Time Leading scorer
11.) Most Exsplosive player ever to play in the NBA
12.) The person that people who know nothing about basketball still consider a ballhog
13.) The man who was found INNOCENT of rape
14.) Three-Time NBA Champion
15.) Greatest Player Ever
2.) The man who, dispite being a SHOOTING GUARD, averages over 5 rebounds a game
3.) Probly the best defencive guard in the game, who made the All-NBA Team AND All-Defencive team last year
4.) The greatest player in the NBA, but will never win an MVP because people don't like him enough even to put him in the top five MVP ballot (2006 an example)
5.) A Leader on the court, who had led the youngest NBA team in the NBA to the playoffs last year (Still didn't win MVP last year)
6.) Someone that did something Jordan couldn't do, score 81 points in a game, the single greatest moment in NBA history (Still didn't win MVP)
7.) Someone who scored 61 points in 3 quarters againts the Western Conference Champion Mavericks (Still didn't win MVP)
8.) The man who was on a team that people felt were the worst team in the league (Next to the Jazz, Bobcats, and Hawks) but still got them to the playoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
9.) The man who completley shut down Steve Nash (Current MVP) in round one in the plaoffs (Still didn't win MVP)
10.) The Eventual All-Time Leading scorer
11.) Most Exsplosive player ever to play in the NBA
12.) The person that people who know nothing about basketball still consider a ballhog
13.) The man who was found INNOCENT of rape
14.) Three-Time NBA Champion
15.) Greatest Player Ever
Stupid: Kobe's a ballhog
Very Stupid: Kobe's a Rapist
Extremely Stupid: Kobe's Overated
Smart: Your all dumbasses
Very Stupid: Kobe's a Rapist
Extremely Stupid: Kobe's Overated
Smart: Your all dumbasses
by Cards in 06 September 4, 2006
The single most disgusting money-making machine in this country. These kids play for an education (which when they tell coaches they need to concentrate on homework the coach says "well, if that's more important than football/basketball/hockey/baseball, you just lost your spot on the depth chart") that's worth over the long haul (five years), what?, $125,000. Meanwhile theses schools make tens of millions of dollars from these kids' performances on the field. It's a freaking joke.
Also, NCAA Athletes do NOT play for the game. They play for either a 1. College Education or 2. To get to the NFL/MLB/NBA/NHL.
Also, NCAA Athletes do NOT play for the game. They play for either a 1. College Education or 2. To get to the NFL/MLB/NBA/NHL.
I Hate the NCAA, it's immorale, horrible, and just plain sick.
And what would you rather watch, the best athletes on earth (Pro) or the best athletes in College(NCAA)?
And what would you rather watch, the best athletes on earth (Pro) or the best athletes in College(NCAA)?
by Cards in 06 September 7, 2006
by Cards in 06 September 7, 2006
The reason why American Football is called American Football is because it is mainly played in AMERICA. "Oh yeha, I'ma brit and american football is so ghey" Well guess what, YOUR COUNTRY DOSN'T EVEN PLAY IT, SO HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU JUDGE IT!? How many Americans do you see going to the cricket page and talking about how much they hate it? Hardly any, because we really don't watch or play cricket in america. How many americans go on the Rugby page and talk about how much they hate that? Again, hardly any although all those Ignorant europeans just seem to love to talk about how Football isn't as "hard" as Rugby. You know what? I've never seen a Rugby game, played it, or hardly know much about it, so I'm not going to spout of about how much I hate it like all the other ignorant europeans. You guys seriesly need to just 1.) Fuck off and start obsessing over you soccer, rugby, cricket shit rather than going on to Urban Dictionary so you can talk about how much you hate a sport your country does not even play or 2.) Actually watch/play/learn the damn game before you fucking judge!
Ignorant Person: American Football is full of fat people
American: Not True. Football players have been know to be able to lift over 300 lb. repeatidly, all that is muscle
Ignorant Person: Football contains no strategy
American: Not True, Football is the most strategic game on earth which is the reason dumbass Jocks never make it to the NFL
Ignorant Person: Soccer is the best sport because it's the most popular
American: Not true, Soccer is the most popular sport because any third-world country can play it becuase it only requires a ball and a net
Ignorant Person: Football is for pussys, Rugby Rules
American: Not True, although I have not seen a rugby game before, I know for a fact that football is more hard hitting because 1) In early football years with no pads, football deaths were extremely common and 2) Rugby deaths are not common
Ignorant Person: Football is a gay name for a game that you catch balls with you hands
American: Not True, early football (Which was a LOT like rugby) Players only ran with their feet. In an attempt to make the game more exciting they incorperated passing the ball. While I do admit that calling it football is stupid nowadays, what else would you call it, throwball? Runball? Crossbarball? Hitball? All those names suck.
Ignorant Person: Football is basterdized rugby
American: Not True, The games are VERY different from what I heard. Like in football you can pass the ball, in Rugby (I don't belive) you can't forword pass
Ignorant Person: Soccer pwns Americna Football
American: Soccer is far to flawed a system for it to be legitimitly compared to any other sport. The fact that this game contains no overtime, flawed whole points system, goal differentials and the sheer tedium of the sport makes it hands down the worst sport I ever saw. But that's just me.
Ignorant Person: Players are to stupid to know how to attack AND Defend
American: If I were to put offensive players in defence football would be a worthless sport to watch. It would consist of NO defence since players of defence are 10x as strong than players on offence (Excluding O-Linemen) It'd basicly be a game of pitch and catch, it'd be stupid and boring
So there you go, anseres to all your ignorant questions you europeans...
American: Not True. Football players have been know to be able to lift over 300 lb. repeatidly, all that is muscle
Ignorant Person: Football contains no strategy
American: Not True, Football is the most strategic game on earth which is the reason dumbass Jocks never make it to the NFL
Ignorant Person: Soccer is the best sport because it's the most popular
American: Not true, Soccer is the most popular sport because any third-world country can play it becuase it only requires a ball and a net
Ignorant Person: Football is for pussys, Rugby Rules
American: Not True, although I have not seen a rugby game before, I know for a fact that football is more hard hitting because 1) In early football years with no pads, football deaths were extremely common and 2) Rugby deaths are not common
Ignorant Person: Football is a gay name for a game that you catch balls with you hands
American: Not True, early football (Which was a LOT like rugby) Players only ran with their feet. In an attempt to make the game more exciting they incorperated passing the ball. While I do admit that calling it football is stupid nowadays, what else would you call it, throwball? Runball? Crossbarball? Hitball? All those names suck.
Ignorant Person: Football is basterdized rugby
American: Not True, The games are VERY different from what I heard. Like in football you can pass the ball, in Rugby (I don't belive) you can't forword pass
Ignorant Person: Soccer pwns Americna Football
American: Soccer is far to flawed a system for it to be legitimitly compared to any other sport. The fact that this game contains no overtime, flawed whole points system, goal differentials and the sheer tedium of the sport makes it hands down the worst sport I ever saw. But that's just me.
Ignorant Person: Players are to stupid to know how to attack AND Defend
American: If I were to put offensive players in defence football would be a worthless sport to watch. It would consist of NO defence since players of defence are 10x as strong than players on offence (Excluding O-Linemen) It'd basicly be a game of pitch and catch, it'd be stupid and boring
So there you go, anseres to all your ignorant questions you europeans...
by Cards in 06 August 28, 2006
1) Ruined our pastime
2) Ruined the legacy of Babe Ruth
3) Should NOT be in the Hall of Fame
4) Should have all of his records wiped clear
5) Made the game of Baseball a joke
6) A Horrible Role-Model for children
2) Ruined the legacy of Babe Ruth
3) Should NOT be in the Hall of Fame
4) Should have all of his records wiped clear
5) Made the game of Baseball a joke
6) A Horrible Role-Model for children
Before Barry Bonds: Baseball. Americas Pastime. Fun for Kids. Friendly Game.
After Barry Bonds: Baseball. Anabolic steroids. Injections of dihydrotestosterone. Increased Testosterone and hormones.
After Barry Bonds: Baseball. Anabolic steroids. Injections of dihydrotestosterone. Increased Testosterone and hormones.
by Cards in 06 September 5, 2006