2 definitions by Captains knot

greasey spoon

When you stick a heroin spoon and stick it up your butt before taking in the ass by a lubed up person. The heroin gets absorbed by your rectum and colon.

I got greasey spooned last night, I do not know how it got me high.

by Captains knot January 4, 2014

Chinese Market

Any place that is so crowded that you can't walk around without bumping into someone else.

I wanted to hit the gym until I saw that it was a Chinese Market in there

by Captains knot October 17, 2018