1 definition by Captain_Nemo

An idiot, lacking somewhat in wherewithal, who's just made it obvious. From: the Queen of Spades, in a pack of cards; the shittest card.
Shit off, you SPADE queen! The voice you're now hearing is Richard Kiley. We spared no expense! It's not Ron Perlman.
by Captain_Nemo January 17, 2008
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