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When your first poop is a large, solid, and usually hard poop that you struggle to get out. Once you get it out and pop the cork, all the following poops are small, wet, and just flow out.
I thought I was done pooping and was going to make it to class on time. I was wrong. I had cork poop.
by CaptainCap May 17, 2011

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