Smoking some devil lettuce and then harassing your friends on facebook by making HILARIOUS comments on their pages, pictures, and conversations.
You could try FaceBaking Roony by posting to his wall. "Yo Roony why ya such a snail chomper?" or "Damn dog why you such a salty whore?!"
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