Richard Figures the Longshaft was an evil king in the dangerous land of war and craft, who kept the maiden Pinkcess trapped in a castle. Maroon and his trusty sidekick Cerulean the Wizard defeated him in a flourish, only to have Pinkcess abandon them. Their later roll for sadness was a critical fail.
"Fear not, fair maiden, for I shall rescue thee!" Richard Figures then proceeded to be maimed by the noble questors.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.
Buy the mug