2 definitions by Captain Twisty Nips

dick chicken

A name for a person with an exceptionally small penis.

"Johnny is such a dick chicken"
"i know right his dick is like half an inch!"

by Captain Twisty Nips March 17, 2016

Welcummies

When a guy welcomes a girl into his house by cumming on her face.

"i went over to shanes house and he jizzed on my face as soon as i walked in the door"
"sounds like you got the welcummies"

by Captain Twisty Nips July 28, 2017