12 definitions by Captain Spanky

poopy soup

When Pablo sticks his "Poopy Finger" in your soup when he serving it up. Resulting in a tore up stomach..... See Poopy finger.... Butt Nibblets.

I lost about 10lbs crapping when I had Pablo's poopy soup.

by Captain Spanky October 24, 2007

SADD

Sexually Attention deficit disorder

My wife has SADD, anytime I want to @#!^, she falls asleep.

by Captain Spanky August 11, 2011

Cobbed

To get cobbed is to be smooth talked into having a penis inserted into you anus as its a good idea, only to realize when it's in your actually getting shafted by the man.

Damn eBay just cobbed the hell out of me, with there price increase.

by Captain Spanky July 20, 2006

Verbal Bling Bling

Verbal Bling Bling is used to describe verbal reconition for a job well done. Used to call someone out for a great job. Verbal Bling Bling shall never be used to KISS SOMEONES ASS as this is not intent.

I'd like to give out some Verbal Bling Bling to Billy for shaving that hair on his back.

by Captain Spanky June 4, 2008

Monkeylove

Monkeylove is referred to as gay sex between two guys.

Did you hear gay Johnny talking about all the monkeylove he got last night.

by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

Bulls milk

Bulls Milk - The Man juice from a Bull. Unknowning persons have successfully milked (so they thought) a bull.

The secret to Ed's youthful look is a pint of freshly squozen bulls milk.

by Captain Spanky July 28, 2006

poopy finger

The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!

Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....

by Captain Spanky October 24, 2007